May 2013
50 posts
2010's: The Loud Colors and "I'm more uncool than...
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I'm just a kid, but with the responsibilities of...
Doesn’t matter what my driver’s license says, I’m a fucking kid. I can’t have a normal relationship with my girlfriend, I can’t drink, I can’t smoke, and yet anything less than a full-time job every summer is completely unacceptable. Because I’m supposedly an adult now.
I’m a kid, and I do the best with what I have, but it’s fucking hard. I...
I'm desperate for human contact, but I don't want...
yourownkathleen:
Hyperbole and a Half
There's this jackass outside who just yells every...
I just want to go down there in my pajamas and end this motherfucker.
These fuckers at Caltech thinking I don't have...
I have to go to class, study my ass off so (hopefully) don’t nuke my chem grade at the end of the week, go to woodshop, AND work on my post-lab
I find it pretty ironic that a bunch of baby...
loliconprince:
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
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John "He tapped that" Kennedy and Lyndon "Jumbo"...
Kennedy’s banging everyone while LBJ’s showing his dick off to random people in the House office parking lot. Then the next day they’re both stopping and threatening to cause WWIII. The 60’s were an interesting time indeed
Kurt's last notes were a D major chord
It’s the eeriest, most beautiful thing, Do Re Mi. It’s almost like an sickly-cheerful epitaph
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